ClassicHive 10th Anniversary Celebration Thread(bring best party hat)

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What's your favourite moment of ClassicHive?

Edward Barlows meltdown
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64%
Karl Roemers violation
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Sadakos head exploding
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Rob & Rani incessant bickering
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The Hive gang should really crash a convention Q&A session sometime. It would be hilarious.
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Brian wrote: โ†‘
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http://leisurehive.informe.com/tennant- ... dt823.html

One of the best episodes of The Hive: TOS.
This is the thread which precedes it(which I mischievously started) entitled "Tennant Shags Davison's Daughter!"

Pretty outrageous stuff but damn funny too.

http://leisurehive.informe.com/viewtopi ... 20&start=0
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In case you want to follow his antics, he now uses the name TenaciousVulpin.

I just came across his tumbler page. His character bio is....interesting. I wonder how much of himself it reflects
Name - Wolfgang (Wolf) Oโ€™donnell

Age - 30

Gender - Male โ™‚

Birthdate - January 30th

Body Type - Muscular

Sexuality - Bisexual

Height - 6 feet

Weight - 194 lbs

Brief Summary -

Wolf Oโ€™donnell is the leader of the infamous mercenary group known as โ€˜Star Wolfโ€™; This group is well known for itโ€™s smuggling, underground dealings and more importantly, its part in the Lylat wars. They were hired by Andross and used as his personal lackeys in promise of riches and fortune. Naturally, after the war ended, their actions along with all the other illegal activities they were involved in resulted in a hefty bounty placed on all the members of team Star Wolf.

Wolf O'Donnell himself is known for his tact and tenaciousness. Based on the rumors people hear of him; they say heโ€™s extremely ruthless, cruel and above all is just very dangerous. At least, thatโ€™s what rumors say anyways, not many people really get much of a chance to talk to and familiarize themselves with a high profile criminal.

These days, people say Wolf and his team spend most of their time hiding in the backwater underground areas of the Lylat system. With the name theyโ€™ve built up and all the bounty hunters coming after his tail, itโ€™s only natural.

Personality -

At first glance, Wolf seems like any other gruff individual youโ€™d find sitting in the corner of a bar, heโ€™ll seem like a calm and mellow individual, quite the opposite of what heโ€™s known as through the many rumors floating around about him and his team. He looks to be in his late 30s or early 40s, often having a cigarette in his mouth.

Personality wise, he can off as very blunt, rude and rough around the edges, but he does have a side of him hardly anybody outside of his team gets to see.

As a leader heโ€™s very determined and considerate towards the well being of his team and itโ€™s members, putting value in trust and cooperation above else. Heโ€™s loyal to those he respects and doesnโ€™t turn his back on those he deems close, willing to take a bullet for them if need be. Granted, he doesnโ€™t have many people he say that know him that personally. He usually pushes people away and keeps himself at a safe distance from others, after all you can never be too sure what peopleโ€™s motives are when youโ€™re considered a dangerous criminal thatโ€™s worth big $$$ captured.

Heโ€™s also very stubborn and when he does offer his aid or makes a decision, he does it on his own terms and sticks with it. If thereโ€™s anything Wolf is most known for, itโ€™s his ferocity and tenacity towards finishing what he started or completing his goals. That being said, though those rumors do have somewhat of a truth to them: he doesnโ€™t waste his time with those he considers pathetic or people that simply cannot be trusted. He also can be extremely cruel and unforgiving when concerning people who stab him in the back or manage to get in his way.

Headcanons -

Wolf was born on Papetoon, however he was presumably abandoned by his parents as baby and raised by smugglers who found him, thus thrusting him into the crime underworld of the Lylat system at an early age. Growing up, he often spent most of his time traveling from planet to planet and never really lived in one place for all that long.

His name โ€˜Wolfgangโ€™ was given to him by the leader of that group of smugglers, this man essentially acted like a father figure to him and taught him mostly everything he knows. Eventually though, most people around him just shrunk his name down to Wolf, despite the nickname being so silly given heโ€™s literally a wolf, it grew on him.

Heโ€™s blind in his left eye due to an injury, however with the help of a cybernetic attachment, it enables him to see through it normally and enhances his vision through it. This technology also grants him the ability to zoom in, out and lock onto targets through it like an inbuilt visor, gotta love the future.

As to HOW Wolf lost his eye in the first place, he lost it in his youth during a failed mission he had with a few of his fellow smugglers, the results were beyond awful and he was the only one that came back that wasnโ€™t killed or arrested. Apparently the law was on their tail from the beginning and due to his naive to know, this injury serves as a reminder for his failure. Aka, he doesnโ€™t tolerate defeat and takes failure very hard.

(Though in the future around where Assault takes place, Wolf has mellowed out regarding his rivalry with Fox and actually sees his rivalry as something more. He respects Fox as an adversary and actually somewhat enjoys this game of cat and mouse, good luck getting him to admit these things though.)

When absolutely nobody is around, he sometimes watches soap operas, his favorite being All My Kittens.

He has very conflicted feelings towards Fox, as in he completely hates his guts but ultimately he does respect him as a worthy opponent and โ€˜rivalโ€™.

Abilities -

Wolf is an extremely dangerous individual to face against be it on ground, hand-to-hand or in the air. This variation of Wolf Oโ€™donnell is an expert in handling and detonating explosives, he prefers to be quick and silent with his dirty work.

Although when facing Fox McCloud, he will not accept anything other than a true duel between the two, be it dog fighting in the skies or neck on neck on the ground.

In Air

Wolf Oโ€™donnell is a highly skilled pilot and possesses the highly advanced space travel technology known as the โ€˜Wolfenโ€™, comparable to the ships the Starfox team uses.

On Ground

Donโ€™t be fooled, despite having an eye patch covering his damaged eye he still fights with dead on precision be it with his razor sharp claws or the blaster in his hand.
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Just digging through some posts he's made over the past few years.

Barlow attended a furry convention
Once again I have returneth from Britain's biggest and best furcon!

Generally speaking apart from a minor hiccup or two (like my phone packing up) I had a very good time, the hotel was on top form as usual and I had great fun meeting old friends and making some new ones.

I also finally got to see Zootopia, which I'd shrugged off for way too long.

See ya'll next year fuzzbutts.

See my next post to find out what the "minor hiccup" was, and why he had a "good time".


Barlow paid a graphic artist to make a world map based on a story he wrote. He claimed it was the back story to Inferno. Quickly becomes a Barlow fascist wet dream
A commission by TenaciousVulpine over on DeviantArt, who provided most of the backstory, for the world of Dr. Who's "Inferno" circa 1974.....

This is a world where various forms of right-wing authoritarianism has become the dominant mode of government, with the Russian Whites winning out in the Civil War, the US going Technocratic in the Great Depression and Britain going Fascist (they don't call it that, "Fascism" is an _Italian_ thing) and eventually liquidating the Royals. Japan never invaded China proper but simply played off the factions of a more fragmented Kuomintang against eachother and managed to establish it's Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere on a more voluntary basis.

Adolph Hitler arose as OTL, but the better relations between Fascist Britain and White Russia meant that he never got a chance to overrun Europe: he ran out of Cunning Plans at a critical point and was taken down by Britain, Russia, and Italy. Germany was broken up into smaller states, but it is slowly reforming as a loose federation under British protection, which is souring British-Russian relations.

There was something of a British-Russian-American-Japanese cold war by the late 1950s, all powers having developed atomic weapons and their own spheres of interest, but the fear of nuclear destruction eventually led to the formation of an international "super cabinet" called the Conclave to prevent another world war from breaking out. The British alliance system, the American Confederation (the US, after a "rational, scientific" reformation, which really wasn't) and Japan with the GEACPS tend to dominate: India is still relatively weak militarily and economically, and Russia has lagged behind of late (the legacy of Stalin, who went into right-wing rather than left-wing politics in this world: Russia is good at repression but also frightfully corrupt and a mismanaged economy).

Conclave members all accept the need for unity to prevent atomic war in the face of unrest and an increasingly unmanageable colonial and ex-colonial world, but that doesn't mean they _like_ each other, and a certain amount of competition and points-scoring goes on all the time (Japan and the North Americans particularly dislike eachother).

It's a more authoritarian and repressive world than OTL (admittedly, much of Japanese-dominated Asia is better off than the Mao-dominated China of our 1974), with even democratic neutrals in Europe such as Switzerland and the Low Countries tending to be dominated by reactionary, right-wing parties. (At least in part due to the intolerance of the major powers for left wing democracy.). On the (small) positive side, the air is generally a bit cleaner and less radioactive than OTL 1974: both British and Russian forms of authoritarianism have a pro-wilderness streak, and no major power is as insanely unconcerned about putting crap into the environment as OTL's USSR. The nuclear arms race didn't run out of control as long as OTL, and underground nuclear testing was universally adopted early on.

The existence of Free Africa (a result of the French, in one of their revolutionary periods, dumping much of their Empire, and a cash-strapped Britain dropping some of their more troublesome colonies) is a bit of a thorn in the sides of the major powers, along with Australia's stubborn support of old-fashioned democracy: although, lacking superpower protectors, the independent Africans and Arabs generally stick to rhetorical denunciations of Conclave colonial and semi-colonial practices, they still form, like Haiti to slave states in the 1800s, an ideological threat by simply existing. Talk arises now and again about bringing Free Africa firmly under Conclave control, but this would be bloody, expensive, and nobody can agree as to who gets what bit.

Fortunately, the Africans and others struggling against repression will not need to struggle much longer. Britain's power comes from being the leader of a coalition rather than individual national size and population like Russia or the American Confederation or even India (heck, Japan alone is rather a lot more populous than GB) and that coalition is always at risk of fraying. It's leadership plans to leap ahead with the White Heat of Technology, with alien tech it has kept secret, and with an unlimited new power source draw from beneath the planetary crust. And what of those who warn of uncertain risks? Well, if they get too annoying there are always the camps or the simple bullet to the back of the head.

In some ways this world is more technologically advanced than OTL, notably in space travel, thanks to the capture of three alien space ships in Wales, 1959. As part of the formation of the Conclave, a united space program was formed, and the latest ships, equipped with antigravity and atomic drives, can reach the Moon in hours and Mars in weeks: the shaky little bases thereupon will have very little time to become self-sufficient, if any humans are to survive at all.

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Barlow got kicked out of an action at a furry convention for masturbating.
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He also got busted for public masturbation elsewhere at an art show

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I forgot there was a second video
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The Hive Motto: ๐”“๐”ฆ๐” ๐”ฑ๐”ฒ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฐ, ๐”ž๐”ฒ๐”ฑ ๐”ซ๐”ฒ๐”ช๐”ฎ๐”ฒ๐”ž๐”ช ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ๐”ข ๐”ฃ๐”ž๐” ๐”ฑ๐”ฒ๐”ช ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฑ
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I think the German guy who caught him publicly wanking at the furrycon was one of the security there and booted him out.

Barlow really is one disturbing batshit crazy fucker.
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This was in 2017, so it shows he hasn't really changed much.

What kind of pathetic individual goes to a furry convention, let alone wanks at them?
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Genkimonk wrote: โ†‘
Fri May 29, 2020 3:54 am
I forgot there was a second video
I'd forgotten just how batshit crazy, unintentionally hilarious due to his own social inadequacies and also contemptible and disturbing some of Barlows posts could be.

The repeated holocaust denial stuff is nauseating.

Thanks for posting that.
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